Saturday, July 22, 2006

What would it take?

Courtesy of Deb

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Lately I’ve been partial to a red wine balsamic vinaigrette.

2. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I don’t search out fast food anymore. For a while, though, Noah was on a Wendy’s kick, so I’ve been there a lot lately. He loves his nuggets and fries!

3. What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Wow, tough call. We haven’t been able to find the perfect place since we returned to Charleston.

4. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
I leave 20% but I think Jerry leaves between 15-20%.

5. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Deb’s answer of fruit is good, but I think if I’m going to be honest I’ll have to say ice cream.

6. Name three foods you detest above all others.
Fishy fish, liver, oysters

7. What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
Something Szechwan

8. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Ham & pineapple.

9. What do you like to put on your toast?

10. What is your favorite type of gum?
Sugarless. I chew LOTS of gum and I crack it – which is SO irritating!


1. What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
The thickness of my hair.

2. Are you right handed or left handed?

3. Do you like your smile?
I’ve never thought about it. I suppose I’d like it better if I had my teeth whitened.

4. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Does an IUD count?

5. Would you like to?
If I knew it was entirely safe I’d have all my excess fat sucked out!

6. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?

7. When was the last time you had a cavity?
Don’t remember exactly.

8. Do you have 20/20 vision?
Not since I was in grade school – and maybe not even then.

9. What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
My fat ass

10. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?


1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to

I don’t intend to die.

2. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Not sure what I’d change it to. Probably something normal where every third person shares the same name. Then I would have been able to find personalized items when I was a kid.

3. How do you express your artistic side?
If I ever find it I’ll let you know.

4. What color do you think you look best in?
I had my ‘colors’ done back in the 80’s when it was so popular. I’m a winter and I look best in winter colors - pure white, jewel tone colors, black.

5. How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
Don’t think I’d last very long at all. Would I have to share a room?

6. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Probably. They say people swallow bugs in their sleep a lot!

7. If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?

8. How often do you go to church?
Like Deb, for weddings and funerals.

9. Have you ever saved someone's life?

10. Has someone ever saved yours?


DARE-OLOGYFor this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

1. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?

I wouldn’t do it for millions. I’m sure in my present condition they’d pay me not to do it.

2. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Just a peck on the lips? Yes, but nothing more.

3. Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
No. I wouldn't even have sex with a member of the opposite sex (except for Jerry) for money.

4. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

5. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Sure – I don’t think anyone is reading anyway.

6. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No! – see #1

7. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yuck. No. Back when he was a teenager, Craig probably could & would.

8. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

9. Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
Since I consider my hair my best feature, it might be hard to lose it for a while. I have a big ole scar on the back of my head that is probably very ugly and I’d hate to subject people to that on my bald pate. I guess for 100,000 I’d do it.

10. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?

How would I watch the Oakland A’s, and all my favorite reality shows? For $50,000, I’d do it.

If you want to do this meme, feel free! I'd love it if you'd tell me so in comments so I can check out your answers.

1 comment:

Deb R said...

It was interesting reading your answers, Corky!

You know,about that "would you have sex with..." question...I wouldn't have sex with another man for money because I don't believe in cheating. But because I'm straight I think some weird quirk in my brain would say that having sex with a woman wouldn't be "real" sex and therefore not really cheating so I could maybe do that for enough $$ (with J's knowledge). Weird, I know!!